Man on Mars?
This pic is creating quite a stir:
It’s kinda small because it’s been cropped from this pic:
I have several initial thoughts on this thing:
For starters, I can NOT believe someone zoomed in so close as to find this anomoly.
Secondly, noted astronomers and the like have immediately debunked the claim that this is a Martian by asserting that the image is a rock cropping a few feet from the Rover. In other words, it’s too small to be much of a living thing. And, since NASA has been unable to find any semblence of life, even microbial, they must be right huh?
Thirdly, it doesn’t look like a Martian, it looks like Bigfoot.
Lastly, this whole scenario gave me deja vu. Namely, I was gazing into the Mojave a few years ago. Well, this is what I was doing:
Off in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. I didn’t stop for the night. I just thought that must be a rock in the distance. No life wo
uld hang out here, it’s nothing but dirt. However, seeing the image of the man on Mars, I thought, that pose looks kinda familar. I mean, how many life forms strike a casual pose in a desert? So, I, like whoever the very bored person who zoomed in on the Rover pic did, zoomed in a LOT closer on my old pic of the desert rocks right about where the shimmering light was. This, is what I found:
It all became clear to me then. The man on Mars is me. And, more importantly, the reason NASA has found no intelligent life on Mars is because they’re rolling around the middle of the Mojave Desert.
Tags: bigfoot, Conspiracy Theories, Humor, Images, life-on-mars, man-on-mars, mars, martian, mojave, nasa, pathfinder
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