Which came first, Christians or Greeks?
Dec 5th, 2007 by Moonage
The View is a tv show that has offered the world all kinds of insight into what really goes on in the world. A while back we learned that fire can’t melt steel. I need an image here:
Now, we learn that Christians predate Greeks thanks to Sherri Shepherd:
“Keep in mind that probably when [Epicurus] was around, there was no Jesus Christ stuff going on,” said co-host Whoppi Goldberg said.
“They still had Christians back then,” Shepherd interrupted.
“They had gods,” Goldberg said.
“They had Christians,” Shepherd insisted. “And they threw ‘em to the lions.”
“I think this might predate that,” Goldberg said.
“I don’t think anything predated Christians,” Shepherd shot back.
Behar then piped in.
“The Greeks came first, then the Romans, then the Christians,” she said.
“Jesus came first, before then,” Shepherd said.
“No, not on paper,” Goldberg sadly said, meaning the Bible.
Just for chucks and giggles, a timeline of the great civilizations prior to the assent of Christianity:
By their definition, there were approximately thirty-something “great” civilizations before 1AD. 1AD is the year Jesus was born. Now, she can take most people’s word for it, or she could just visit Rome or Athens and see some of the stuff that’s there. Even the source of her confusion, the Bible, clearly refers to the Romans throughout the entire book. Therefore, it would seem, that the Romans HAD to predate Christians since the Bible is the documentation of the Christian revolution.
I just can’t wait to read about the next amazing piece of logic The View will offer.
