From The Onion ( of course ):
“Climate change is real and it demands a real solution,” Bush said. “Therefore, I am committed to dedicating all of the technology, all of the brainpower, and all of the resources we need in order to keep America cool and comfortable well into the 21st century.”
I have as much faith in this as I do the carbon sniffer thingy that’s supposed to suck all the bad greenhouse gases out of the air and dump it in the ground like nuclear energy.
However, I am wise enough to know one’s a joke, and one’s not. Tell me what you think.
- September 28, 2007 -- We need a $50 billion science thing! (1)
Got this from my favoritest news source, The Onion:
Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing
WASHINGTON, DC— "I agree we need this scientific apparatus, because, in the end...
- December 13, 2007 -- Someone else is thinking like I do (0)
First, read this:
Dec. 13, 2007
His Excellency Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary-General, United Nations
New York, N.Y.
Dear Mr. Secretary-General,
Re: UN climate conference taking the World i...
- September 28, 2006 -- Giant bugs invading Earth! (0)
Forget the small testicled polar bears, global warming has apparently spawned something to really worry about right now! Check this out:
According to Google, this bug has to be about 200 FEE...
- October 12, 2006 -- Time to re-examine the sun’s effect on climate? (0)
A while back, I "hypothesized" that maybe the Sun had a more profound effect on the Earth's climate than man was giving it credit. Well, everyone from Al Gore to Bad Astronomers took potshots at an...
- September 22, 2006 -- Branson pledges Billions to fight global warming (0)
Now, here's the way to do it:
“We are very pleased today to be making a commitment to invest 100 percent of all future proceeds to the Virgin Group from our transportation interest, both our tra...