My friends at Independent Sources toyed with Google’s newest toy, and came to the conclusion the US is not the country with the most perverts in the world.  That’s not good enough for me.  I don’t travel to India or Australia that often.  I want to know who to keep an eye on in the good ole US of A.  And guess what, it’s exactly where you’d expect by Google trending "porn":

Now, I never expected San Francisco to be on the list.  Why look when you can do?  What I really like about this is I don’t even have to do a blue-state/red-state thingy on this one.  But, then I got greedy and quite confused.  I narrowed it to JUST the US:

Where the hell is the second most perverted bunch of people in the US?  Elmhurst?  Apparently THIS Elmhurst is part of Chicago, which explains why I guess that Chicago appears sixth in the world while only eighth in the US.  Richardson is apparently part of Chicago as well.  Pleasanton finally gets the Bay Area where I think most people expect to see them.  And, finally Rochester is the one in northern New York.  Which, kind of muddies the picture some.  How can Seattle and San Diego be two of the porniest towns in the world, but not even make in the Top 10 of the US?  And, how is Las Vegas the porniest city in the US, but doesn’t even register on the world chart?  Bottom line, I think this Google toy needs a little refining to it.

However, just for the fun of it, here’s how some towns faired looking up some other topics.

"dog sex":

"sex with dogs":

"pregnant sex":

"midget sex"

"horse sex"

"necrophilia"

"anna nicole smth"

"teacher sex"

"Britney Spears nude"

I’m gonna quit playing right here.  Once I saw that Oklahoma City ONLY likes "horse sex" and "Britney Spears nude", I had to look away.

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