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May 11th, 2006 by Moonage
My friends at Independent Sources toyed with Google’s newest toy, and came to the conclusion the US is not the country with the most perverts in the world. That’s not good enough for me. I don’t travel to India or Australia that often. I want to know who to keep an eye on in the good ole US of A. And guess what, it’s exactly where you’d expect by Google trending "porn":
| 1. | Manchester United Kingdom |
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| 2. | Birmingham United Kingdom |
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| 3. | Brentford United Kingdom |
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| 4. | Delhi India |
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| 5. | Perth Australia |
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| 6. | Chicago United States |
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| 7. | Sydney Australia |
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| 8. | Seattle United States |
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| 9. | Melbourne Australia |
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| 10. | San Diego United States |
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Now, I never expected San Francisco to be on the list. Why look when you can do? What I really like about this is I don’t even have to do a blue-state/red-state thingy on this one. But, then I got greedy and quite confused. I narrowed it to JUST the US:
| 1. | Las Vegas United States |
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| 2. | Elmhurst United States |
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| 3. | Tampa United States |
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| 4. | Richardson United States |
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| 5. | Pleasanton United States |
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| 6. | Orlando United States |
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| 7. | Chicago United States |
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| 8. | Rochester United States |
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| 9. | Irvine United States |
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| 10. | Sacramento United States |
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Where the hell is the second most perverted bunch of people in the US? Elmhurst? Apparently THIS Elmhurst is part of Chicago, which explains why I guess that Chicago appears sixth in the world while only eighth in the US. Richardson is apparently part of Chicago as well. Pleasanton finally gets the Bay Area where I think most people expect to see them. And, finally Rochester is the one in northern New York. Which, kind of muddies the picture some. How can Seattle and San Diego be two of the porniest towns in the world, but not even make in the Top 10 of the US? And, how is Las Vegas the porniest city in the US, but doesn’t even register on the world chart? Bottom line, I think this Google toy needs a little refining to it.
However, just for the fun of it, here’s how some towns faired looking up some other topics.
"dog sex":
| 1. | Richardson United States |
| 2. | Detroit United States |
| 3. | Denver United States |
| 4. | Chicago United States |
| 5. | Tampa United States |
| 6. | Houston United States |
| 7. | Seattle United States |
| 8. | Sacramento United States |
| 9. | Salt Lake City United States |
| 10. | St Louis United States |
"sex with dogs":
| 1. | Chicago United States |
| 2. | Houston United States |
| 3. | Seattle United States |
| 4. | Los Angeles United States |
| 5. | Atlanta United States |
| 6. | New York United States |
| 7. | San Francisco United States |
"pregnant sex":
| 1. | Houston United States |
| 2. | Salt Lake City United States |
| 3. | Orlando United States |
| 4. | Tampa United States |
| 5. | San Diego United States |
| 6. | Seattle United States |
| 7. | Chicago United States |
| 8. | Denver United States |
| 9. | Phoenix United States |
| 10. | St Louis United States |
"midget sex"
| 1. | Miami United States |
| 2. | Seattle United States |
| 3. | Atlanta United States |
| 4. | Chicago United States |
| 5. | Philadelphia United States |
| 6. | San Diego United States |
| 7. | Los Angeles United States |
| 8. | St Louis United States |
| 9. | Dallas United States |
| 10. | Houston United States |
"horse sex"
| 1. | Oklahoma City United States |
| 2. | Seattle United States |
| 3. | Tampa United States |
| 4. | Portland United States |
| 5. | Sacramento United States |
| 6. | Chicago United States |
| 7. | Orlando United States |
| 8. | Houston United States |
| 9. | Pleasanton United States |
| 10. | St Louis United States |
"necrophilia"
| 1. | San Diego United States |
| 2. | San Francisco United States |
| 3. | New York United States |
| 4. | Los Angeles United States |
| 5. | Chicago United States |
| 6. | Houston United States |
| 7. | Philadelphia United States |
| 8. | Miami United States |
| 9. | Seattle United States |
| 10. | Washington United States |
"anna nicole smth"
| 1. | Richardson United States |
| 2. | Chicago United States |
| 3. | Austin United States |
| 4. | Houston United States |
| 5. | San Antonio United States |
| 6. | Tampa United States |
| 7. | Cincinnati United States |
| 8. | Salt Lake City United States |
| 9. | Philadelphia United States |
| 10. | Dallas United States |
"teacher sex"
| 1. | Meriden United States |
| 2. | Tampa United States |
| 3. | Chicago United States |
| 4. | Austin United States |
| 5. | St Louis United States |
| 6. | Denver United States |
| 7. | Pleasanton United States |
| 8. | Philadelphia United States |
| 9. | Pittsburgh United States |
| 10. | Richardson United States |
"Britney Spears nude"
| 1. | Salt Lake City United States |
| 2. | Detroit United States |
| 3. | Elmhurst United States |
| 4. | Chicago United States |
| 5. | St Louis United States |
| 6. | Oklahoma City United States |
| 7. | Portland United States |
| 8. | Denver United States |
| 9. | Pleasanton United States |
| 10. | Tampa United States |
I’m gonna quit playing right here. Once I saw that Oklahoma City ONLY likes "horse sex" and "Britney Spears nude", I had to look away.
- Technorati Oklahoma City, Google Trend, porn, Britney Spears nude, horse sex
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